What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

This isn't going to, hurt.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?